She told me as she could be at home I didn’t have to worry and she would show the plumber the problem, little did she know what problem he would be ...here to solve. I then sent her a text saying since the k**s were away at her mum’s, why not go out tonight, she was quick to answer and say yes and that would be nice. As our texts went back and forth and they got dirtier and dirtier and I could tell she was getting into a sexy mood.The plan was going perfectly, I got ready to leave work for the. A complete copy of my entire school! What the fuck?A little 8-bit jingle suddenly comes over the PA system throughout the school for a few seconds, like an arcade game. I hear it easily through my TV. Then a pleasant female voice starts speaking, maybe automated. It gives the girls instructions in a sweet, innocent tone."Welcome to the School of Lust. Please stay calm. You have been chosen for a series of sex games. If you obey and follow all instructions, you will finish the game and be. Looking at it now, though, it looked like a gag to me. I set them aside and got out the baby powder.When things are absurd, I laugh. Even when I'm the butt of the joke. Standing in front of my mirror with a bottle of baby powder in one hand and a catsuit(including ears and tail) in the other, looking like I was preparing to go to battle had me bent over with amusement. Once I got started, though, all humor left me. The magic of putting on a snug catsuit works wonders on my demeanor. The next. ” So they laid off the night watchman.Very LostAn American and his wife were driving in Canada and got lost. Finally they came into some city. They saw a gentleman on the sidewalk, so the gentleman pulled up to the curb, and the lady let down her window and asked, “Excuse me, sir. Where are we?”The gentleman on the street replied, “Saskatoon, Saskatchewan.”The lady rolled up the window, turned to her husband and said, “We really are lost. They don’t even speak English here!”A knight and his men.