No sex either.I was bored, desperately bored. I tried internet dating sites, no luck. Not even a single date. For a while, I roamed the streets late a... night, hooked up with a couple of hookers, I even feel in love with one for a time, but it was a big joke to her and she ended up ripping me off. And the sex was next to non existence after the first year.I'm no adonis, by any means, but I'm not ugly. Ok I'm not tall, lean and lanky. I'm short and a bit on the chunky side. But geez, I've seen. Yeah well I need your asshole big mommy! I pushed further. Oh fuck mommy with that big thing! She cried. I thrust it in and out, gape it mom as I pulled it out, I could see right in her empty ass, it was amazing. Quickly I dropped a peeled banana inside followed by the cupcake then some whipped cream. Her asshole shut. Are you gonna eat it baby? Yeah push it into my mouth! Ok she giggled. The whipped cream sprayed my face and I licked as much as I could then the cupcake came I ate it directly. “Pussy!”“Isn’t that what they call it? You know…where you pee,” I stated.“Who told you that it is called a pussy?”“I overheard George and Jerry talking.” George is our 21 year old cousin who sometimes comes by to work for dad and Jerry is the young hired hand that dad had recently put on. I added the question, “Am I right to call it a pussy?”“Yes, little brother,” she said with her back to me as she moved the remaining jars of last years canned fruit and dusted the shelves.“Well can I?” I. His hips lifted off the seat and his cock got really thick and cum started spurting into my mouth. I swallowed as fast as I could, then licked him clean. We were both breathing heavily when I finished and sat back on my heels.Jerry looked at me cross-eyed for a moment. “Now it’s my turn to say wow. Wow!”I grinned and crawled back onto the front bench seat. I pulled my top back up and tied it in place, then jiggled my tits back into their proper place. Jerry pulled his shorts and pants back up.