"Here, love," she said. "Lather me up. All over." A little dazed, he reached for a washcloth. "No, silly," she giggled. "With your hands..." He turned...the shower head aside and began. It was shattering, mind-wrecking, wonderful. Smooth, slippery skin, slick, heavy breasts, taut soapy nipples, foamy, softly parted pussy lips--she shuddered and mewed like a kitten when he stroked them, letting his fingers slip inside her. Deep wet kisses under the hot, pounding spray, her wet hair in his face.. ..." "Uh, yeah," he went on, "Acme Lingerie is the best in the world, and just to show you what I mean, take a look at this!!!" Cindy sat there a little bit bemused as Zak pulled out a tiny pair of bikini panties as he extolled the virtues of his product!!! After he was finished he asked, "So, what do you think, aren't these just about the best made and most attractive panties you've ever seen in your life, I mean they have quality written all over them!?!" Cindy took the panties from Zak's. " She leaned in and whispered in my ear in a way that made shivers run down my spine. "Very good." Just then Mom and Dad opened the garage door. It wasn't really late, only about eight-thirty, so I supposed they could be headed out somewhere. In fact, I was surprised that everyone had left already. Dad backed out and had the window down."We'll see you Sunday afternoon when you get home from the fair, son," he said. "Mom and I are ... going to go visit a friend. Uh ... for the weekend. You mind. I’ve found that pussy juice always works for me.” “But you’re balder than I am!” replies Michael, to which the man responds “Yea, but you’ve got to admit, I’ve got one hell of a mustache!”Three engineers were sitting in a coffee shop discussing theology.“God has to be a mechanical engineer,” the first said. “Look at the power and efficiency of the muscular system. It provides power for the whole body, repairs itself, lasts for years, and is far and away more advanced than anything we’ve ever.