”“Yes, Tom?” Tina asked.“What exactly does all of this mean?”“That means that you’re going to fuck her, man. You’re not going to make ...ove to her. You’re not going to romance her. No candlelight dinner. No cuddling, no making out, no kissing. Just a plain, quick, old-fashioned fuck. In, out, ready.”“No.”“What do you mean?” They were both clearly stunned by my reaction and to be honest, so was I.“I’m not interested.” Are you completely insane, I was shouting at myself inwardly. But I wasn’t;. "The real one too, like the secret one." Suzy grinned at me, like there had to be a secret and she knew it."Uh..." I looked down for a second."Don't lie!" Heather laughed.I glanced at her. " ... I like um ... I like it because..." I swallowed hard and I was nervous, a little, and maybe the reason I never was before was cause I never had any real friends. I thought I had some now, or I was starting to, and I didn't want to lose them."Come on..." Carla giggled."I like piss," I said, nodding and. ?Uh, yeah, that sounds good for me too.?Lori smiled at him; he was hooked, she knew, but, then again, so was she, depending on whether or not he turned out to be a dork. To her pleasure, he turned out not to belong to that species of male.?Uh,? he began (‘really cool, you dolt’ he thought), ?I never heard of satin bathing suits before.? Lori looked at him in surprise, then followed his eyes down to her cleavage, and laughed delightedly. ?This isn’t satin, it’s latex? she replied with a glint. He stood and walked over to where the girls stood, all four with different sneers on their faces. They really did represent a lot of what was wrong with the world. Entitled white girls with perfectly-styled blonde hair and designer clothes who gave zero shits about anyone else. It would be fun to see them have a bad day.Jake chuckled to himself as he lifted the backs of each girl’s shirt. Uncapping his sharpie and leaving the cap floating in the air, he started writing. When he was finished,.