May I get it?" Yes, yes, I supposed we should get on with it; it's really getting late." Here sir, I'll get on my knees in front before we start and k...ss the cane. The Missus said to show proper respect for the bamboo, before receiving its message. Umm, there sir it's ready. Here take it in sir's hand now; no the other end with the hook on it. No, no not yet sir; I'm not in position. Let me raise the lazy boy so sir can sit straight up and I'll bring the footstool over so to lie on. Sir likes. I am not an exhibitionist, and I would have gladly edited out the, um, racy parts, but I was afraid that altering the video in any way would call the whole thing into question.”It was at this point that I halfway expected Aunt Margie to have a fit, allowing Dagmar to make an appearance, if she was going to, but the moment passed, and my aunt didn’t seem the least bit disturbed.I let out a small sigh of relief and continued, “Now, Dr. Milton, who is in the courtroom now, if Your Honor wishes to. I took my glass, looked at the purple liquid in it and then at Sweetpea.He said "Alcohol is unhealthy."I grinned at him. Sweetpea rose a toast "Cheers to my true love!"I smiled and rose my toast "Cheers to my first love!"His smile faded for a moment and then came back.We took a couple of shots more and then began to chat. Sweetpea raised a brow and asked "So, how do you know Aisha?"I laughed. He asked "What?"I said "Aisha is in my class."Sweetpea whistled. He asked "So did she try to seduce. “Well, at what point do we just close up and hand it over to the straight Johns of this business?” I asked.“Do you have stock in one of the growers?” he asked.“I looked both directions before I answered. Our shell company in the Caribbean has a new motto,” I informed him.“Well spill it,” he said.“This is actually sung by a sexy chick, but here goes. ‘No stems, no seed that you don’t need, Carolina Gold’s a bad ass weed’.” I sang in my not so sexy voice.Mike laughed. “How much did you buy?”“Shit.