Went in couple bars checking things out see what was happening,found out there was a lady boy competition on thought what the hell always good for a l...ugh, never thought anything about it, as in men being women,got in the club it was packed with sailors all with the same idea spose,any way the guy in charge started to speak to the crowd asking if there was anyone who wanted to help judge the competition but they only needed 1 person,so to be fair the ones who wanted to judge they gave raffle. He bought gold circle tickets to see Diana Krall. He sent me a basketful of candles that I lit all over my room whenever he came over for marathon sex sessions. He surprised me with homemade gnocchi and Marinara sauce, my favorite, and the best I ever had. Brandon dropped a few hints about his favorite beer, his favorite cigars, and told me to never ever interrupt him when he watched football. Brandon was wrong about football. “That’s what DVR’s are for,” Rick said when I showed up naked with a. He figured there’d be fifty women waiting outside to impress. Instead there were more than one thousand women watching him align from his limousine. He was treated to a Simon Cowell reception with women cheering, clapping, and whistling. ‘Are you kidding me? What the Hell is all this?’ ‘Dan, I’m sorry. The newspaper screwed up and ran the ad as talent is more important than looks instead of looks is more important than talent. All of these women think we are looking for talented actresses. It's the way of the world and hasn't changed for a thousand years.The only problem was...she had a fatass too, FUCK! the dilemmas, where do I want to go down into the depths of womanhood...ass or titties? Yes, another neverending debate of mankind. I'm well aware. One which was eventually decided in this case.She honestly suggested it, yeah, she wanted to give me voice lessons. Ok, ok, I was into singing with the youth and all. But this suggestion surprised me, more likely the attention.