" If you don't calm Jerry down he'll go off on a tangent and you may not figure out what he's yelling about for hours.Jerry sat down, took a half doze... deep breaths, then I asked him what he was so excited about. He jumped back to his feet and began screaming again."WE'RE GOING TO BE RICH, WE'RE GOING TO BE RICH!"I gave up, knowing he would calm down sooner or later. I did what I've found to be the most effective tool in dealing with Jerry when he's like this, I ignored him. That worked after. How bizarre?Well ... as it turns out ... I'm my own grandfather.I know, I know. You're shaking your head. Everybody always does. But I can prove it. That's the reason, in fact, that I'm documenting what happened.It started when I was twenty-three. I had a degree, but wasn't working in that field. Instead I was a handyman. Don't sneer. The world is desperately in need of people like me. For example, if you've got a leaky faucet, without a guy like me in the picture your only option is to call a. Chrissy started to flick it in and out. First slowly, but then going deeper each time and increasing her pace. Her left hand meanwhile was on its own wavelength. She first ran her left hand through her hair, before tracing it down her neck, shoulder and settling on her left breast. She started to squeeze that breast slowly, increasing the strength gradually. She got to a point where she squeezed too hard, causing herself to cry from the pain and pleasure and moved the hand to her right breast. .. was so beautiful. It was a turning point in my life, and everything is new and different now. Yours too, I guess. I just wanted to make sure I remember it all, and what this room looks like."There was a moment of silence as they looked into the room and shared these feelings, remembering, then Corey led the way out the door and down the hall, and Amanda shut the door behind them.As they walked down the hall, Corey found his gaze drawn to Cindy's face. She noticed."What?" she asked with a.