The vent connects to a women's restroom that we teasingly call the 'Women's Lounge'. In addition to a regular restroom, there is a sitting room with a...couch. I don't think there is a TV, but whenever one of our female coworkers disappears for a while, we tease that she is probably watching soap operas in the lounge.I wasn't really listening, but one of them was complaining about how she would start to feel uncomfortable. She compared the feeling to having a full bladder. When she said "nipple",. " My hands trembled as I reached for his fly, the zipper stuck so I grabbed the top of his pants and opened the top button with one hand and pulled harder at the zipper with the other. The zipper came down and over the large lumped in the delivery man's pants until it hit the bottom of its path. "Reach in there and see what daddy brought you son." I pulled the elastic waistband down from his shorts and reached inside. I was amazed at both the heat being generated from inside and the mass. .. your mother's been cooking all day." I wondered how much he'd had to drink.As we walked to the door I glanced at the porch swing. It looked just the same, perhaps a bit more faded. I wondered how much use it got these days.Everything in the house also looked just the same and it smelled wonderful as usual. It was decorated with my mother's usual Christmas excess. I followed the smells into the kitchen but mother shooed me into the dining room, but kept Amelia with her as her "helper"."Bret,. A perfect oval face, with a peachesand cream complexion, strawberry blonde hair cascaded over his shoulders, tomid-back, and his hips and butt seemed to be padded."WHAT THE F...."!! He shouted, then stopped in shock at the sound of his sultrysexy sounding voice."I don't believe it," he muttered, as he sank down on his bed. "I can't be afemale!" But as he looked closely at his groin he saw that, yes, he was indeed,a female.Going to the phone he rang the company. "Look, your product has given me.