I could hear the boys talking in low voices. I heard Richard say man dude I swear I wish I knew for sure she wouldn’t wake up and Timmy said why? Ri...hard said you never wanted to fuck your mom dude? Timmy said something I couldn’t make out but I heard yeah but man your moms like the shit dude. He said yeah I know I wish I could fuck her because I would you know? Timmy said oh yeah I feel you dude. I felt a hand on the ankle of my other leg and I heard Richard calling mom, mom, hey mom. I felt. She was just your average woman, at least to me, but her dress said otherwise. She wore a thin dress that rode up her ass like no one's business.I've always taken a liking to my mom, she's confident, willing to lie for me, and she certainly didn't look too bad either. Her mumbling, however, certainly stopped me from staring at her too much. She didn't really make words with her mouth, but I could tell exactly what she was saying."Yeah, lemme help you up." I was about to take her arm over my. I hate that bitch.Jake, Dean and Dave thought it was hilarious to see me leaning over the rail, in a life vest, puking my guts out. Liz, Steph and Deb were probably laughing too when I wasn’t watching, though Liz at least pretended to care and to look after me.Okay, so ... I do some things well, a couple very well, but drinking is probably not going to be something I am ever good at. Know what tickled Jake the most? He didn’t begrudge me the expensive whiskey or scotch I was drinking, nope, he. He wasn't there for long when his door opened and in walked his sister just wearing a thin low cut red top and red silk panties and she came in and jumped on the bed and asked why he had sneaked in without saying hi. David tried not to look at her as he new it was wrong even though he had looked at her many times before but that was different because she had not seen him. He just looked into her eyes and told her that he did not want to disturb her and her friends as they seemed to be having a.