But every day there was STILL a damn pillow on my seat!As far as the disabled veteran part, well that actually occurred stateside after I returned fro... Iraq.While attending a joint military exercise at the massive Army base at Fort Hood, Texas, I was riding in a military vehicle that blew a tire. The driver lost control, flipped the truck and I pretty much shattered my knee. Two of my buddies were killed in the crash.A couple of operations later I could walk again, but will always have a limp. The ad was posted by a man about thirty years old for a mutual JO (jerkoff) or suck session. We traded a couple of emails and pictures…he looked as ‘normal’ as anyone can through craigslist. We set up a time to meet at his apartment, it was a good 40 minutes away from my house which I preferred, to limit the chance of me running into anyone I knew. The drive was very tense and also seemed like the shortest 40 minutes of my life. I parked outside and debated with myself for a few minutes. That and she was hotter than any other girl he had ever seen. they began to talk and drink and by 12 he told the bartender "check pl-l-l-l-le-e-a-a-se" in a drunken slur that couldnt be mistaken for anything else. this guy was drunk. realy drunk. drunker than an irishman on st. patricks day. real drunk.well, they both somehow managed to stumble back to his apartment and bega to kiss. they both blacked out as soon as the door shut. the next day they both awoke having hangovers from hell. they. " unintelligible wordscame out of Quentin's mouth."What? I can't understand a thing that you're saying... Oh, right...Probably because you don't have this," Zoey said, showing off the flaskwhich she had just emptied."This is the antidote to the slow-acting paralyzing medicine I've addedto the liquor we're just enjoying," Zoey's looks of concern hadcompletely been replaced by the smug agent Fernandez had recognizedduring the first time she had outsmarted a criminal when she was justhis.