Now, I couldn’t leave the school. I swallowed a deep breath and stepped out of the locker room.The moving trucks had brought in a big projector rig;...tall speakers flanked a black steel dais. Three microphone stands were arrayed along the front. The workers were rolling down the screen down and hooking it tight to the floor. Mandy’s mom, in her elegant blue dress, smiled simply as she watched. Mandy’s father sat down on the lowest tier of the bleachers. He sucked back on a fat water bottle. The. "Go on", she said, "Make your best 69 joke." I told her "There's nothing funny about how much I want to 69 with you. If I was the kind of guy that danced, I would ask you to dance." She led me by my hand to the dance floor, "Show mama what you got, young man." I was hard as a rock and clumsily moved my body around just doing whatever I could to stay close and touch her. We exchanged names and she invited me to sit at a booth with her. As soon as we sat down she had her hand down my pants.. ..”, then points down at the dog, “ ... and Romeo ... And this week, we’re in Belfast, because we’ve been contacted by a young lady who is very keen to take a big step forward in her life...”We pan away from Dennis and look at more of those grim people walking around ... And then we begin to focus on one particular figure, walking toward us with her hands buried in the pockets of a big coat – the front of the coat pulled in close around her, her head poking out of the top, a big mop of. "I'm what's for lunch," she giggled. "I thought you could start off with a piece of my pie, then perhaps a muffin or two, or you could always..." Stop it. Get down. Put some clothes on," I said curtly. Erin looked hurt, a surprised look on her face as I spun around to leave."Where are you going?" she called after me."Out," I said. "I'm going for a walk. If you behave when I return I'll just forget the whole thing, but if not..." What?" she asked, her eyes shining brightly. "Will you... will you.