I took a bird back to mine for sex last night. After some complaints for the first five minutes like,”Stop, you’re too big!” And,”Please No, y...u’re really hurting me now!” The fat cow eventually rolled off me and let me go on top.As I staggered into the living room and sat down on the sofa, my wife looked at me and said, “Can you not just go out and have a couple of fucking drinks?”“Of course I can,” I replied, standing back up. “Just let me get my coat.When my precious little dog fell in the. I came up and gave her a gentle kiss and i kissed her forehead and started looking at her eyes but she wasnt calm yet , she jumped up over me and started kissing me as if she doesnt wants to even waste a single second. I already was turned on cuz i was not done yet so this move was something which turned my fire on again. I was pressing her boobs and was playing with her tongue , suddenly she parted away from me and asked me if would love to have a role play ? I wasnt sure about it but at this. I wet my other fingers from her oozing slickness and then easily slipped two of my fingers deep into her rectum. "OH, HOLY SHIT, THAT FEELS OH, SO, GOOD!!!," she groaned, still on her belly with her kness pulled up into her chest, and her ass, a perfect target for my insertions. "Are you ganna fuck me in the ass?", she queried. "OH, YES, MA'AM!!!", I extolled. My balls were starting to fill up with cum again as my captured cock started to regain its hardness. Her pussy was starting to quiver. Now, here I sit in the park, losing my apartment, very likely losing my job, and tonight’s big date with my crush from work was canceled. Damn.“Well, that’s enough moping,” I say to myself as I get up off the bench. “I might as well swing by the post office on my way home. Maybe they’ve got some boxes I can use to start packing all my shit.”As I walk along the path, heading up the hill to the parking lot I dapperly dressed elderly gentleman heading the other way. Despite my situation, I.