She goes completely batshit insane on me. There were the usual insults about my manhood. There were threats of legal action. It was all very ugly and ... was loving every minute of it.Well, I let her stew for a few days. She leaves me nasty messages on my phone. She sends awful emails. I’m laughing hysterically.It was time to drop the hammer. While she was stewing I was busy. First I get a notarized copy from the urologist who performed the vasectomy. Next I get a notarized copy of the TWO test. " I looked at him and smiled as I said that last line. WasI flirting with him? Stop this now Christina. Abort. Abort."Sadly I cannot dance," he replied. "Do you teach losers like me?" I do," I said. "Wait. I don't mean that you're a loser or anything, butI have been know to teach my partners," Quick. Find a way to exit thisconversation."Ron says you play too," he said."Yeah. I play the tenor sax. All through High School and College" You're a college girl?" he said surprised."Oh no no," Arg, why. “OK, we’re in,” Skye said, crossing her arms defiantly.“For ten grand, I was talking about the entire squad, not just the junior varsity,” I said as I pointed to the two sisters that had bookended the entire procession. They had been left out of the conversation. The older women had turned to look. Neither Jessica nor Kristin had been shy about taking their tops off around anyone so I didn’t think it would pose a problem or create an issue.Liz tilted her head and narrowed her eyes at me. I just. "I'd alm-m-most given up on you deciding to get in touch." It's ... I'll be honest. It's not something I've even thought about much, really." Lotty admitted. "I mean I knew you had to be out there somewhere, but it was always just the three of us. You lef ... You and Mum split up before I was even born." I left. You can s-s-s-say it." He shrugged. "I ... Your mother didn't try to c-c-c-convince me to stay, but I left." I don't really remember you," Shawna said."You weren't even two. I'd not.