I broke the ice. “So. No wonder you bought the razor.” And I gave a teasing laugh. She replied “You have no idea son. I would advise you not to ...oin the navy.” I laughed and all I could say was “I never will” She started checking for the bill in her 3 bags from the supermarket. On the process her hand was brushing my hand. I offered to help. While I searched inside the bag kept down near her legs she searched inside the bag on her lap. I took the opportunity to feel her legs. I could feel it on. The stud is stainless steel with a small ruby on the tipof the stud. The heart is sterling silver, plated over 8 ounces of baselead. They look divine, and are intrinsically evil. Ask the occupantafter about ten minutes of these earrings swinging from his tenderearlobes. Poor dear.He is now ready to face the SISSIFIER XL 7000.The Sissy, with his rollered hair still wet and rolled tightly, is toldto position himself, painted face out, standing on the steel platform atthe base of the SISSIFIER XL. So, one day I called up this 60 year old red headed Irish lass that drove a cream colored BMW and wore tight skirts. For some reason, when we first locked eyes, I knew this was going to be interesting. I proceeded to get in the Beamer and we went to look at a top floor condo on the 12th floor of an old factory wharehouse.. As we walked around the unit, the agent and I had a flirtatious banter going on back and fourth and I noticed she kept staring at my crotch.. We sat on an impromptu couch. Raymond retrieved his portable massage table from his car and set it up in John's family room. To John's surprise, he was quickly enjoying the massage much more than he ever would have expected. The warm massage oil combined with Ray's strong hands provided a level of relaxation he had not experienced in quite a long time. After a few minutes John felt so peaceful that he drifted into a dreamlike state. When he came back to reality he immediately noticed something was different. Raymond was.