Next it was time for my makeup and wig. I did my eyes dark and my lips were bright red. I finished itall of by putting on an auburn wig. I felt and lo...k so sexy, that Idecided I would check my email and chat for a while. As I chatted in aroom for men seeking fem guys, I finished the last of my first bottle ofwine and started on the next. I was filling very tipsy. I guy PM'ed me and ask if I wanted to chat withhim, I except and we chatted for about an hour. He told me he was fillinghorny that. "No 'private shows', we've only been going out acouple of days... Haven't even technically gone 'out' yet." Why are you being so shy all of a sudden?" Harriet laughs. "One secondyou're jumping down his throat, the next you're all 'ooh we haven'teven gone out yet'..." We're just, you know, hanging out?" I retort. "...Okay, and kissing.Hopefully kissing a LOT." My grin widens as my friends all let out aloud 'ooh'."Laura and Scott, sitting in a tree," my three friends all sing as wehead up to the. Now part those lower lips."Kathy was puzzled but immediately did as he asked. Then he sat on the bed beside her and shook the can of whipped cream. The instant he did, Kathy knew what he was planning to do and began to giggle. Nevertheless, she held her labia spread wide with the tips of her long fingers. With as much delicacy as he could manage, Ken squirted the whipped cream the length of her slit, then built it up in twin mounds. Kathy's giggles had given way to laughter, but still she. Turning around was a new problem; it meant that I had to pull the thing sideways and that started doing things to my hole that had never happened before. You have to remember that it was vibrating really hard and coarse; much more active than a normal vibrator. I eventually got it around and started to drag it across the room again. I was sweating and worried that it would make the tape come loose and pull on my butt even more. I thought maybe I should go as fast as I could to try and get it.