I said, "Deck?" You said, "Cottage, I want to fuck all night." We started walking out. Don came up to us and asked if he could along. You nodded yes. ...e all walked out to the beach, heading for the cottage. We were surprised to see Billy at the lifeguard station. I looked at you with a question in my eyes. You nodded enthusiastically. I told Billy where we were going and he joined us. The coincidences kept coming. When we got to the front door of the cottage, the local cowboy, John, was there.. ’ Replied Sharon. ‘This is my friend Ashleigh Townsend. Ashleigh, this is Peter Dowd, our resident tennis pro.’ ‘Good day, Peter.’ Said Ashleigh. ‘Hello, Ashleigh Townsend, mmmm of course. Didn’t you win the state amateur tournament a few years ago?’ Ashleigh blushed. Sneaking a glance at Sharon, ‘Yes, I did.’ She quietly replied. ‘Ashleigh’ Sharon roared, ‘Why didn’t you tell me!!! For god’s sake, I was trying to teach you how to play tennis!!! No wonder you caught on so fast.’ ‘I am sorry,. "Jane Fonda, see? Japs had Tokyo Rose, Koreans had Ping-Pong Patty, and the Cong had Jane fucking Fonda." Daddy!" We're telling Mom!" Cute, ain't they?" He grinned at me. "I was in the Gulf War, the first one. Bagged me two camels and a Mercedes-Benz, belonged to Saddam's mother-in-law." Wow." I nodded, having no idea at all what he was talking about.I thought there was only one really long Gulf war, but that seemed to be the end of his story anyway, and the girls were pestering us to eat.. " Okay, I suppose it could be considered passionate by some observers. I haven't talked to her, so I don't know where she got the idea. Let's just say that it involved a cookie being shoved into my mouth by her tongue until the cookie dissolved."Kelley was silent for thirty seconds. "What you're telling me is that the kiss lasted a long time." I suppose you could say that," I responded, not liking the way Kelley was making me uncomfortable."Did you kiss her back?" Not at all, I was too busy.