”“Oh! Wow, dats nuffin,” sneered Joe, “This is a bottle of acid, an ifn I puts it on a dogs ball it’ll pass a motorbike.”An elderly couple... always arguing and trying to put each other down, were closing on their 60 anniversary. Because they argued all the time, they decided to have separate holidays.He decided to spend a couple of weeks at Surfers Paradise whilst she decided to stay at the Crown Casino in Melbourne.After a week, the wife phones him and asks how he’s getting on.“Oh! Wonderful, I. “You know”, she said, “that’s an intriguing idea and I must confess, I have thought about it before. I actually would like to experience being fucked in my ass. I heard that it hurts at first, so I’m a little hesitant about that part of it. But yes. Yes, I do. I do want to try it at least once in my life, and I think the perfect time to be ass fucked is ... today. Here at my house. I want my virgin butt hole sensibly fucked but as gently as possible to see if I like it, and I want you to be the. We didn't see any of Hawaii's tourist sites. None! We fucked so long and hard all day that we were completely exhausted and would fall asleep, only to wake up and start fucking again, and so on, and so on. The entire 8 days was spent thus.We timed our honeymoon so she would be ovulating right in the middle of our stay. Now that we were married we wanted to conceive and have a baby. We were mildly surprised that she didn't get pregnant. Nor did she get pregnant the next month despite fucking. The hellos were quite brief. Mary got right into it. As soon as we sat down at our booth she asked:"you're a faggot aren't you?"I nearly chocked. She had her gaze fixed at me. "well? " yes I am " I always thought so. I knew you will like to take it up your ass rather than stick it to a girl" I had no idea how she knew. I am not effeminate. I looked at rob and he just sat there with his head down. She went on:"am sure robbie has told you that he's a cuck. That's why I send him yesterday. Now I.