”My wife and I always compromise. I admit I’m wrong, and she agrees with me.The reason men lie is because women ask so many questions.Would a disa...fected member of Generation X be a highly-motivated and successful person?Two blondes were walking down the road and the first blonde said “Look at that dog with one eye!”The other blonde covers one of her eyes and goes, “Where?”Dear Bill:OK, so I’ll never be president,but at least Donna Rice was a babe!Gary HartI just came back from the Twin Cities.. Mr. Super Fucking Quick. I bet your wife called you that; Mr. Quick. Did she?" Not exactly." Oh I hafta hear this. What did she call you?"There was a long pause before I said, "She called me her one-second wonder." She hooted and howled. She could not stop laughing. As she laughed, and my face reddened, my cock stirred. It straightened, stiffened and looked almost ready for lift-off.She looked at my cock quizically and said, "What? I thought you said..." I don't understand," I said. "This never. Joseph."Soon after beginning to eat, the placement she chose beside me made sense. While her right hand manipulated the sticks to bring the delicious salad to her mouth, her left swept down and grasped my cock, pulling much of it from beneath the shorts to enjoy its naked texture. Not as dangerous as being masturbated while driving, the immense pleasure distracted from the more subtle pleasure of her lovely meal."Oh," I moaned after a particularly piquant twisting squeeze. "You're making it. "You what?" She looked at me with tear-swollen brown eyes."I, um, think about you and play with myself, you know?" Oh my sweet Jacky boy." She smiled. I smiled to see her feeling better. "Show me how you do it, Jack" Her smile gone, she looked into my eyes at the same time as her hands fumbled with the top button of my cut-offs."Don't you think that would be a sin?" I was sweating, besides the fact that Joe might walk through gate to see his mother reaching for my tool."Do you think this is a.