.. maybe ten acres with a little wooded island in the middle. The water was very clear. The lab tech took samples, ran his tests and reported to the S...aff Sergeant ... who didn't believe him and made him run the tests while he watched. The results were identical. There were no impurities in the water ... not even fish poop.The S.Sgt. kicked the results up stairs ... In the way of the military, people dithered ... requested conformation ... dithered some more ... and passed on the report.Sgt.. “At first, there were no issues. I just left the designated gift under the tree and left. That made up about half of all the stops. Just a dildo here, a vibrating egg there, and some 20 odd Symbians. Then, I started finding some of the girls up waiting for me,” Santa states as a matter of fact.“Oh... and then?”“Well, the Korean girls were super polite. They just wanted to inspect the presents and they each gave me a kiss in thanks. The Japanese girls were mostly dressed in skimpy, shear. Rather than risk angering her by hesitating or objecting, I lifted thegolden adornment and placed it over my own hair, which she allowed meto keep short for my boring office job. I snugged it into place andstole a peek at myself in the mirror. I looked like a complete sissy."How sweet, Cupid. Now flit to the kitchen and make sure there's abottle of good wine chilled. I hope you didn't buy the cheap stuffthis time. Remember how Jamal got mad when you did that, and had toput you over his lap. Obviously the future bride & ALL my friends wanted to make sure he attended. He had one more gig & if he could get someone to substitute his place at work (Male stripper I would learn) he would definitely go by. The party was blasting great music. Lot's of drink for everyone. It was in the summer so many people were in the pool & in swimsuits. Most of my friends & me were not due to the bachelorette party. The future groom was having his own party elsewhere so my girls were living it up with.