" Looking her in the eyes, I ask everyone, "Have you ever fucked your lover while they were laying on their side?" Only one says yes, when his wife wa... pregnant, he would lay behind her so they could fuck. I reply, "Almost similar at least with the position of the woman." Now I have all their attention, I tell them the details. My ex's girlfriend and I were playing around exploring different positions when we discovered this one. I got onto my knees, then I straddled her right thigh. Lifting. Kathy quickly fled into the hall and stuffed the bra and panties into a trash can. That's when she saw her beloved talking to Gina and two other cheerleaders. Her heart fluttered as she ran up, cupped Chisti's luscious breasts from behind, and gave her a big hug."Good morning, Sweetheart!" Kathy sang with joy."Ugh!" Christi pulled away in horror. "Kathy, what's wrong with you? That's disgusting." Disgusting?" Kathy planted a big wet kiss on Christi's startled lips. "Is that any way to greet. I'd performed my role as Samuel Adams but now I was more than willing for someone else to go play George Washington and command the revolution instead of me.It didn't work out that way. Well meaning and concerned folks kept knocking on my door too in all hours of the day or night until I decided that I wasn't going to get any peace and quiet at all until I either skipped town or hid myself off somewhere. I ought to have just driven off somewhere for awhile, but for some reason I just didn't. I got up and I found two frightened twins in their pink nighties standing in the hallway with tears streaming down their cheeks.I hurried across, crouched down, and taking one child in each arm soothed them quietly as they rested their little heads on my shoulders and gently ran my fingers through their long, shining tresses. "There, there darlings, what on earth is the matter? Tell Aunt Roberta." In between gulps Samantha announced"Patricia has wet the bed, and she has wet my nightie as well!".