O.S. is "Slower, Older and Smarter."This one is compliments of Dom"What do you get when you cross a dog and a frog?A dog who can lick his balls from a...ross the room."This one is compliments of John A.Do you remember..."Who's on First?"COSTELLO: I want to talk about the unemployment rate in America.ABBOTT: Good Subject. Terrible Times. It's 5.6%.COSTELLO: That many people are out of work?ABBOTT: No, that's 23%.COSTELLO: You just said 5.6%.ABBOTT: 5.6% Unemployed.COSTELLO: Right 5.6% out of. She thought to her self oh well. i can bare it. just as she thought that she noticed that two boys were turned around in their chairs staring at her. no... wait not her at her shoes? maybe? thats when she realized the vacancy of her protective layer under her dress. very confused and embarrassed she crossed her legs and folded her arms. but as she did that a loud fart came out. all the kids laughed and she started to cry in embarrassment. she looked down to realize that it was not only a. It’s just a temporary thing.”Harry smiled at me from the couch and said, “Your husband trusted us enough to tell us. That means a lot to us and we’re here to help.”“Help? In what way? Like telling me where to find a good sex ther****t?” I asked as the first thing coming to my mind. You don’t need a ther****t,” they laughed, “unless you think of us as ther****ts.” Peals of laughter between the two followed, and they were trading mischievous looks. I was nervous and upset. I calmed their laughter. Her eyes snapped open. She lifted her head up as high as she could and stared in horror between her splayed legs. Bound to the legs of the bed, her legs were forced as far apart as the stretched tendons would allow and bent almost double like a grasshopper ready to spring away in retreat. Only Shelly couldn't retreat from the dark, long-nosed head, which peered down at her through the V- spread of her legs.Prince's cold wet nose poked first at one bare thigh and then the other, sniffing at the.