..Flashback – Masha – At the hospitalTatiana hugged me for which I was slightly surprised, and then cried, "Masha, I will miss you!"Jack walks int... the hallway and questions, "Hey, what's going on? Why is Tatiana crying?"I slightly improvised, "She is just happy for our upcoming wedding because I want her to be my maid of honor."Jack declared, "This will be perfect! Ben will be the best man and now Tatiana will be the maid of honor. Ben's asking if he can get cleaned up some and I think it's. The sounds of splashing water on the concrete floor made me look under the sink, to where the rusted plumbing was allowing the water to run out into my cell. I watched as the trickle of water went across the floor of the cell and down into a drain in the corner. Great!I had to pee, so I unzipped my jumpsuit and pissed directly into the drain. I was going to reserve the toilet for Number Two. After relieving myself, I went to the sink and looked at myself in the polished steel mirror, now rusted. We're going to be in up to our necks with gold diggers, fortune hunters, actresses, beauty queens, Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders, fashion models and vapid attention whores. We'll bring them all in by the bus loads, by the thousands and let them all fight it out and hang themselves. We'll give them all the rope they can use! Hell, we might even issue them sharp objects and let them go at each other on-stage or in dark shadowy hallways near the dressing rooms. In the end, they'll be laughed off the. Have you been reading it?”Joan’s faced turned red with embarrassment and she hid her face in her pillow and began to weep. I rolled over next to her to hold her and told her that it was alright. She then said, “I’m so sorry, Ed, it’s just that when I first found the magazine I couldn’t believe the size of some of those penises, since yours is the only one I have ever seen before. I then felt that since you seemed to enjoy the stories, I should at least try to understand what you liked about.