. sure i'll fuck you.. pick me up at my mums house at 2 o clock.. she sent me a postcode for my satnav.At 2 o clock i parked on the street and waited ...n my van.. i saw a young girl walking up the street.. a little body to die for.. i pulled up beside her and she got in.. i went straight back to my house.. making small talk while perving on her whilst driving.When back at mine i took her into my front room and stood her in the middle.. i put 1 hand on her ass and the other 1 on her pussy and. "When can we start Mr Jim?" Well first we must move the pontoons over to the beach kids. If we were to build it here we wouldn't be able to launch it." I thought we were going to have the raft in the lagoon Mr Jim," a young girl said."That's right Jennie, we will build it on the beach and then push it into the water. When the tide comes in we can tow it around to the lagoon." Wow, that's a clever idea Mr Jim." Righto kids, let's see a bit of muscle. If we get some of them poles under the first. She wore a pink waist-nipper which clinchedher tightly between a row of white marabou at the top and bottom. Herlacy suspender belt matched, as did her bra - although she had verysmall breasts. Her knickers were thin see-through lace briefs, and witha shudder I realised this girl had a cock.My nipples crinkled as they threatened to pop through my blouse, and Ifelt a sudden wetness between my legs as I saw the stiff pole in itsgossamer hiding place. It was stiff, and clearly defined as it. Whenever she drinks beer she yells at Dad and tells him to go bury his bone down the street again, but that doesn't make any sense.'--Jack, 7 yearsThis is also compliements of chuckLittle Johnny is always a real "piece of work"The Polite Way to PeeDuring one of her daily classes, a teacher trying to teach good manners, asked her students the following question: 'Michael, if you were on a date having dinner with a nice young lady, how would you tell her you have to go to the bathroom?'Michael.