"Come in. Sorry it's so messy."Inside, I made dad a cup of tea and we both sat down. His face was serious. "Okay, so I didn't come here just to see yo.... I have some things to talk about." Yes?" I asked, suddenly nervous."It's between your mother and me. We're having some problems." What kind of problems?" I asked curiously."Well," he said, looking embarrassed, "sex problems." Oh," I squeak. I was close to my dad, really close, but not close enough to describe the sex life of my parents. I knew. The pit of her stomach was filled with seemingly millions of butterflies, fluttering, and her breathing was laboured now. Inside she trembled uncontrollably. She saw the prettiest, smoothest flower, glistening with tiny beads of its own moisture decorating the almost totally hidden lips and just the tip of a tiny button beginning to peep from the top of this sweet valley. The woman flexed her thigh muscles again, trying to control the heat that was generating there and looked back at the. (, age 7)4) - Sharks are ugly and mean, and have big teeth, just like EmilyRichardson She's not my friend any more. (Kylie, age 6)5) - A dolphin breaths through an asshole on the top of its head... (Billy, age 8)6) - My uncle goes out in his boat with 2 other men and a woman and pots and comes back with crabs. (Millie, age 6)7) - When ships had sails, they used to use the trade winds to cross the ocean. Sometimes when the wind didn't blow the sailors would whistle to make the wind come. My. I can look this sexy with no help from anyone. All I had to do was to fluff up my hair. A little perfume and I was done.The doorbell rang. It was Tammy. She said she brought her acrylic nail kit with her to do my nails. We talked about all the calls I was getting as she applied the long nails to my fingertips. Now my nails were dark red about an inch and a half long. Tammy asked about my sexual experiences. I said I didn't have any. She suspected that would change very soon. She wanted to hear.