.Mein apna haath uski back pe le gaya oye wahan ghumane laga hai saansein bahut tej ho gayi thi..Fir mera hath uske bums par gaya or halke se maine db... diye..Uski sikari nikal padii…Aaahhh mmmm karne lagi thi wo..Maine uski speghetti utar di wo black bra mein hur ki pari lag rahi thi or uske bade bade boobs jaise bra faad k bahar aane ko the..Main jor se uske cleavage par kisses karne laga or uske bums ko squeez karne laga wo jor jor se moan karne lagi thi.. Mein uski madhosh awaj sun k or b. Here’s some moreThese fried insect legs really ARE the bees’ knees.The baby looks just like his father. I wish he looked like my husband, instead.The baby isn’t out yet. You’ll have to wait 16 years before he tells you he’s gay... Yes, ma’am, this IS the maternity hospital, but no. We don’t have any return policy.How can you tell if your gas station attendant used to be a porn star?When the gas starts coming out, he pulls out the nozzle, and sprays it on the windshield... You think of pirates. Rick announced that he wanted to take Meg to a swing party, and we arranged to make it happen. In a way I was kinda jealous, I wanted to be the one to introduce Meg to swinging. Meg knew she was going out with Rick Friday night but had no idea that he was taking her to her first swing party. Much less that I was in on it.. Rick said since I’m fucking your wife, would you like to fuck my wife? I was surprised by the frankness of his questions, in part ‘cause I hadn’t given it any thought.. “I wait for you,” she said.I’m English and although there is this belief that the French insist you speak their language, I found that as soon as they heard my attempts (I thought I had quite a passable accent, actually), people would switch to English to save themselves the pain of hearing my incompetence. Or maybe they were just being kind. Monique certainly radiated kindness.Up in the apartment she fetched me a glass of water and Jean-Luc shuffled in with a crinkly-eyed smile as I turned on.