“Come inside and tell me all about it,” I said. Max went into my house and sat down heavily on the sofa. “She dumped me,” he said. “I loved ...er. And she dumped me!” “Let me get you some water.” I took out the water bottle from the fridge, and sat down in the armchair next to him. Max told me the story. Trina had met a guy with more money to spend on her, and had chosen him over Max. I knew that girl was a bitch! But I also knew Max well enough not to say that to his face. It wouldn't do any. Thinking I had got away with looking at it, I went back the following Friday hoping to be able to find the magazine again. Vicky was a bit quiet when I get there, but went off again to the pub. Once again I found the magazine after the k**s had gone to bed, and was rubbing my cock as I read the letters. I was really into it, so got the surprise of my life when Vicky said what do you think you are doing.I jumped up, and get red faced as I said sorry to her. She looked at me and said she knew I. .. ‘She then yells, ‘I’ll come up and help both of you as soon as I see who’s at the door.’TELL ME THIS WON’T HAPPEN TO US!!!!‘I CAN HEAR JUST FINE!’Three retirees, each with a hearing loss, were playing golf one fine March day. One remarked to the other, ‘Windy, isn’t it?’ ‘No, ‘ the second man replied,‘it’s Thursday.’ And the third man chimed in, ‘So am I. Let’s have a beer.’TELL ME THIS WON’T HAPPEN TO US!!!!A little old lady was running up and down the halls in a nursing home. As she. She began to totter about in her heels. “Show Daddy what a poof his “son” is, really camp it up”. With this Danielle really started to get into character mincing about the room, a cross between a catwalk model and a very effeminate homosexual. “Now come over to “Daddy” so that he can feel your sexy legs”, as ordered she tottered over, sitting forward in the chair I reached out and stroked the top of her nylon clad legs, as she turned a little I stroked her bottom and heard a little gasp from.