He's 6'7, and the sweater practically hugs my knees if it doesn't bunch up. I guess leggings are hot when you have a fat butt, but not when it looks l...ke you're basically wearing a "green bay packers" sweater dress that smelled like weed and sweat.DESPITE my craptastic appearance I started to feel something on my leg. Sure enough, dude in the seat I was hanging out by was just kinda touching my leg and looking at my ass from the side. Now, I read a lot of smut and you read about this crap all. His friends were with them, and Lord Guardian himself said He would be, too."In our journey after the battle at Gideon, we traveled along the eastern part of the kingdom." Atrus felt reluctant in using the words 'we' and 'our', but he continued. "There Lord Guardian himself appeared before us. We were quite shocked, but we knew it was him..."Anna cursed silently at the argument. It was a very weak one. Lord Garth noted it as well."How do you know it was him, young man?" I should describe him as. Well besides the expected turnout on a day when NYC typically suspends arrests for public nudity, not lewdity folks, we have an added surprise.”“Kitty Patter here with my husband. By the by Peter, it’s Jorealemon Street. As our cameraman zooms out, you can see Peter and I, Kitty, are as naked as the rest of the revelers. All you local viewers in NY state can see that Peter’s peter is hanging out and it is excited to be here. You can also see, no need to zoom in Max, my kitty is also happy to be. Well, not really. For some reason I couldn't muster up the energy to panic, or to be scared or, well, anything really.What the hell was going on here? If I'm dreaming then it's a pretty shitty dream. Am I dead? Is this limbo or something? Couldn't be heaven. No clouds. Or pearly gates.Hell maybe? Purgatory? Wait, isn't that for babies. The unbaptized kind? I think that's what I heard from someone, somewhere... Whatever. I don't know much about religion.Anyway, this sucks.Your not dead.I jumped.