" Joe said looking straight ahead at the road."I'm sorry, it was my fault. I let my frustrations and stress get to me. I promised myself I wouldn't ch...apen our relationship like... "Selena said before Joe interrupted her."I can't let you take all the blame. I was there too!" Joe said as he pulled into an overlook parking area."But Joe, I've been so horny lately that as soon as my butt hits the sheets I'm reaching for the relief valve. I knew that if we got in bed it would happen, I wasn't. .. she... Ahahaha! I can't even say it, it's so funny!" Billytried to regain his composure.Once he managed that, he relayed the story to me just as I relayed itto you, and while he continued laughing, my face was redder than theketchup stain on my shirt."Me? A girl? Do I look like a girl?" I asked, searching my reflectionin a metal tray for signs of femininity."To me? No, but with the hair, and the fact that you're swimming in myhoodie probably didn't make it that obvious. But isn't it. He grinned at the archaic expression."What?" You said 'pshaw'. That's an old lady word." No it's not. It's just a word. Where's my breakfast, old man? I'm starving here." Now you're the impatient one," Bob teased."I just want to eat, so I can get to the best part," she said."And what's the best part?"She reached for the front clasp between her breasts. Her fingers flicked it open and the cups sprang apart, exposing stiff, pink nipples."I get to reward you for your patience last night," she. Jared looked about the room as he took sips from the mug in his hand but still could not work out what it was he should be seeing or NOT seeing. Then it all dawned on him with crystal clarity.It wasn’t that something was wrong it was more like the fact that something was very, very right. What Jared realized was - was that he was not seeing any mess. No half eaten cake. No empty pizza platter. No cake crumbs scattered across the floor. No beer cans sitting in puddles of their own spilt.