" I thanked her, and when she turnedand continued walking, I followed.She led me to a room a little further along a hall, this one four cinder-block w...lls and a heavy, windowless door. I placed my bags on the tablein the corner of the room. She closed and locked the door behind her witha key. I unzipped the bag and folded back the top, forcibly remindingmyself to breathe. I turned back to face the woman, a blonde, not mucholder than me, cute, but with an expression that made clear just. I had to do something before it was too late.I reached into my purse and pulled out my car keys. However, a strong gust of wind came flying in. My miniskirt flew up into the air.Instinctively, I attempted to hold my skirt down with both hands. Suddenly, I dropped my keys, and they fell into a manhole that was beneath my feet.“Oh shit!” I yelled.My keys were gone! I couldn’t believe that I could be so clumsy!Suddenly, I had an idea.I reached for the cell phone in my purse, dialed a number,. Next thing I know, I'm reporting to cupid and poof!" he points to his wings. "I'm a fairy. The guys at the Union are gonna have a field day with this." "Can we get back to me for a second?" Arnie asked. "Why do I look like an extra on Baywatch?" You asked for a summer romance, didn't ya?" I wanted a girl! I didn't want to be one!!" Arnie yelled. "How the hell am I going to do this? I don't know the first thing about being a woman." Hey, I'm doin' you a favor." Mort continued. "You know how much. "And we've been invited to Linda's birthday party onMonday." So, when are you coming home?" asked Miriam."Tomorrow," said Kelly.* * *Kelly was going home the next evening. Alex was going to do the honoursof taking her, but only when Miriam had finished work."I wish you could have spent tonight in my bed," said Paula."My legs are still not fully fit," said Kelly. "When they are, I'llspend as many nights as possible with you. That is a promise!" And I'll promise to make each one fantastic,".