So you can see what my wife is missing out on. Sorry about all the numbers but being an accountant I’m a numbers man.When my pathetic phallus is ere...t it easily fits inside a toilet roll tube. Bear in mind that only 0.1% (that’s 1 in 1000) of Caucasian men have small cocks, defined as between three and half to four and half inches long when fully erect. So I have given you a few of my vital statistics, let me tell you about my wife.She is 5 foot 9 inches tall, has a blonde bob haircut, a full. "With that kind of encouragement, David leaned in and let his tongue swirl around the bulbous head of Tim's cock. Then, sticking his tongue out further, David licked all along the shaft. Jackie again cooed into his hear, "That's it baby, taste him, he tastes so good. Put it in your mouth now baby, suck his cock."And with Tim's engorged shaft drenched and glistening with David's saliva, he opened his mouth and sucked that gorgeous shaft between his lips. I was nearly over the edge watching my. .I know you aren’t. I was just messin’ with you. Forgive me?” “Awww…I could never really be mad at you, Bryce. Once you eat cum from another man’s ass, you are best friends for life.” I thought on that a bit and my dick twitched in my pants.We called it a night before we got too drunk to drive. We agreed that we were both too full and too tired for more hot man sex. We settled in on the couch under a blanket in our boxers. We cuddled and fondled while watching some Netflix movies on the TV. It. Shari's the prettiest though, she's got punky, short, electric blonde hair, green eyes, long legs and an hourglass figure. And she wears the most AMAZING clothes that only work on her, like bright pink skirts, neon green fishnets, gorgeous bright accessories and she doesn't look like a hooker. Lucky cow. So this is why I'm standing outside Shari's mansion (her parents have stupid amounts of money...again... lucky cow) talking to myself. I'll have to go in, I did promise her. BUT I'M NOT A DAMN.