"TWA 2341: "We are at 35,000 feet. How much noise can we make up here?"Tower: "Sir, have you ever heard the noise a 747 makes when it hits a 727?"From...an unknown aircraft waiting in a very long takeoff queue: "I'm bored!"Ground Traffic Control: "Last aircraft transmitting, identify yourself immediately!"Unknown aircraft: "I said I was bored, not stupid!"Tower: "United 329 heavy, your traffic is a Fokker, one o'clock, three miles, eastbound."United 329: "Approach, I've always wanted to say this:. She said she thought the girl was worth our giving her some attention.Glen and Lacy disappeared again.The Bennetts did not notice.Glen and the girl were gone so long that time I thought she would be missed.When they finally came back inside Glen brought Lacy to our table.Her parents were away from theirs.Both Lacy and Glen looked kind of like this session on the terrace had turned into some "Serious Shit".Fay said that it was time she and Lacy powdered their noses and combed their hair.While. Well, time went by. One day after a marathon of lovemaking we were relaxing on the bed. Saira asked me if I would help her sister Nazia. She needed some help at her place. Ready to oblige I agreed.The next Sunday she took me to Nazia’s place. It was just a few minutes drive away. Saira Introduced me to Nazia who was the same built as Saira but 6 years younger. She lived alone since her husband worked in Dubai and would come on a vacation once a year. I helped her with her chores. She then. I'm sorry, excuse me again for just a moment... "Peter, what are you looking for? Your ball and glove? They're right over there."Really, Peter would forget his clothes if he wasn't wearing them. That boy has inherited the forgetfulness gene from his mother. Yes, you're right. Peter is another of my grandchildren. I, I mean we, have 7 grandchildren in all. How many children, you ask? Let's see. Helen had 2 girls, Beatrice and Valerie. Joan had a boy and a girl, Joseph and Jeanette. And Vicky had.