Mere maa raju ke samne ki sit par bethi thi komal aur pooja bhabi mere agal bagal bethe the. Abhi humein gaon pohchne ko 2 hours the to hum fir se so ...ye. Raju drive kar raha tha achanak gani ne zatka mara orr meri nind khuli mene dekha kii komal apna muh mere lund par rakh ke so rahi thi uski sanse ki vajah se muzi kuch ajib sa laga orr mene usse sidha bethaya. Fir hamara gaon aa gaya vaha pohach kar meri masi humein dekh kar khush ho gayii orr ander le gayi unka 2 bhk ka flat tha to hus sab. Or lying down."She looked miserable, making me feel bad. But then I thought about herand Jacob, and I felt worse."Becca, enough. Please," she begged. "Can we please agree to actprofessionally, at least? Those people out there are waiting for us andit's not fair to them." That was Alex. Always thinking about everyoneelse. I remembered the Thursday before the weekend at Tom's parents,before it all turned to shit. We were out walking by the river inBrooklyn Heights, when we saw this old man. One is bored over a man the other is a man overboard.Loving LettuceQ. Why is lettuce the most loving vegetable?A. Because it’s all heart.Thankful FriendsKnock KnockWho’s there?FrankFrank who?Frank you for being my friend!Emma Loves CandyKnock KnockWho’s there?EmmaEmma who?Emma hoping I get lots of cards on Valentine’s Day!Valentine’s Day is HereKnock KnockWho’s there?AtlasAtlas who?Atlas, it’s Valentine’s Day!Pooch Who?Knock KnockWho’s there?PoochPooch who?Pooch your arms around me!Olive. For men, on the other hand, it just looks the same, an organ made for fucking and pumping sperm into, and at that particular time, when a girl is induced and reminded to take notice she has a slit that men desperately want to slip into, she practices, with her hairbrush, toothbrush, pencil or crayon, and not forgetting, an inch or so away under it lies another, her tiny pink crinkled butt hole, needs to be opened up, so she can entertain two men simultaneously, and all of this coming a year.