"I hit "Send" and put the phone down to concentrate on my driving. What did I want? My birthday was in less than 2 weeks. I hadn't considered getting ...nything in years. So the question hung there like an elephant.I tried to forget it and move on.My birthday came, and went quietly like it always does. Like I prefer it actually. No fanfare, no big to do. Just me, myself, I and my brother. We all had a couple beers and some burgers and then went to bed.But this upstart if a woman, god bless her. Nothing new there.After 4 or 5 drinks I picked up a pair of fangs and put them in, Dawn looked and snickered then asked in her damsel in distress voice “ oh no Mr. vampire what are you going to do”?I’m going to bite your neck and suck your blood, said in my worst vampire voice. Alcohol does strange things.That all?Why not see where this goes.No, then I would take a piece of this ice and slowly run it down your back and bite and lick right behind it.Dawn actually shivered at that.Won’t my blouse. They keep talking about how good it is for us to drink urine, I don't care, as long as I get payed to do this.One morning after I did my normal jog, the Mrs. informed me that she was having a luncheon the next day for some "special" friends and that I'd be needed for it. She suggested I just arrive for breakfast and stay, we all agreed on that.When I got there the next day, the Mrs. had a new dress for me to wear. Usually I wear the plaid skirt but this one was like a very short party dress. . Shuru me to sub thik chala main hamesh unse kahta tha k unki ankhe mujhe bhot achi lagti hai or ye sirf mere liye majak tak he simit tha. Bhabi ko jub bi kam hota to wo mujhe bata deti or main befikr hokar kar deta. Kai bar hum ek sath market gae ghume fire par kabhi mere mann me koi galat feelings nahi aai. Par ek mahine pahle jub main unke ghar gaya to bhabi khana bana rahi thi or main normal bat karne laga, bat karte waqt mujhe aisa mahsus hone laga k bhabi mujhe bhot gaur se dekh rahi hai..