”After another 5 minutes poor Fred is on the phone again.“Dad, I’m naked and in bed with her, what do I do now?”His dad’s patience is now ru...ning thin so he says, “Shit son! Do I have to spell everything out for you? Just put the hardest thing on your body where she pees. Goodnight!!!”Just when the old man starts snoring, his son is on the phone once again. “Ok Dad, I have my head in the toilet bowl what do I do next”“DROWN YOURSELF, YOU F**KING IDIOT!Two paramedics arrived at the scene of a. “Just fine. Didn’t lose a cent.”“Really?”“Yes. Didn’t bet a cent, either.” Laura punched me in the shoulder. I looked at the clock. “I’ve got to get to the lab. I’ve only two more weeks here.”“Can you give me a lift?”“Of course.”“And this weekend?”“Let’s go somewhere. I’ll think about it.”At the lab, I asked two of the unmarried blokes for an idea. They were both disgustingly obscene, but one named Kelly’s Beach Resort in Bundaberg. The other suggested Mon Repos, both the walking track and the. Still, it would be kind of nice to meet him some day.”“What would you say to him?” asked Jerry.“Where the fuck have you been my whole life?” answered Martin with a little anger in his voice. Calming down, he asked, “What else am I supposed to ask him?”Laughing, it was easy to understand how that would be the logical question. However, life wasn’t that simple and the absence could be explained by a thousand reasons. The one the kid didn’t want to hear is that his father didn’t care enough to be. You fit in with us, you know. We like to do crazy shit but we really can’t. There is always some asshole with a camera pointed at as or some fan recording every single thing we do. Those pictures we took in the car were hilarious. I mean, yeah, I’ve taken some of myself before but to take a picture and send it to a stranger was ... amazing. Skyler got to do some crazy stuff before she got famous. Chris did, too. I never got the chance so it was novel.“I wish you would have hit the clubs with.