John Silver had a long dong. I mean he had a really long dong! The result of a genetic birth defect, it was over 30' long! He wrapped it around his bo...y, up his chest and back down again, several times, like a spool of wire. He wore tight-fitting underwear to hold it in place. He avoided erotic thoughts and fantasies in public, for he bulged out like the Michelin Man whenever he did. He had occasionally considered getting it surgically shortened to, say, a more manageable 12 to 15 inches, but. "Now that could prove dicey since I have a barge in dry dock with him. I think I should have a little talk with Everette," I said. I decided to wait until the next day.After the phone call I decided it was time to find out what my trustee knew. With that in mind I finished the coffee reheat and then placed the call. They answered the phone with some pretentious asset management bullshit. "This is Sylvia Porter. You guys are supposed to be checking on a piece of property for me," I said."Ms. "Makes you feel more female, huh." Paul just returned to the search and went back to the kitchen. It was already a mess. The monster had eaten everything, including Puff's food. "The Ogunquit police will probably reward us if we can capture this thing. " Paul said. "The thing must be getting hungrier and hungrier." The two started thinking; the monster was tall and big, but he had the ability to shrink in size. He was hungry and could fly. They had to get it before it got them. Kenny turned on. ” I told her as I was rushing out of the kitchen into the garage to get into my birthday present. A 2011 Camaro, of course my birthday present was paying for insurance and gas, all payments were made from me to my mom, under her own very good credit score, but how could I complain? Insurance for a 17 year old boy is outrageous and I’d much rather pay for the payments. My steady job provided me with $300 every two weeks, and was more than enough to make the payments. Every other dollar I made.