What do you think? I won’t go into detail, but… what do you think? Drunken horny guys in a place with these and especially this.” Lillian pointe... to her ample breasts and voluptuous ass respectively.“Good to know.”My mind began to wonder. What exactly happened here?“Coming to the stage… Charlie.”“Your girlfriend is next,” Lillian said with a smile. Twista’s “Wetter” played as she came out.“Now, now, now, chill. I don’t even know what it is. I’m just going along for the ride,” I said, shrugging,. "She gave me a little smile and with a twitch of her head, said, "Lets go back into the living room. I want to hear more about your theory that sex solves everything." It's not my theory, it's a known fact that people with a good sex life are happier, less tense and better adjusted." Damn, maybe that's what's wrong with me. How about you, how's your sex life?We were deep into it now so I said, "No where near as good as I would like it, that's why I was at the meeting." So you came to a meeting. 8. Having my period does not mean that it's "hummer week" - get it through your head- I'm bloated and I feel like shit so no, I don't feel particularly obligated to blow you just cos YOU can't have sex right now.9. Extension to #8- "Blue balls" might have worked on high school girls- if your that desperate, go wank off.10. If I have to pause to remove a pubic hair from my teeth, don't tell me I've just "wrecked it" for you.11. Leaving me in bed while you go play video games immediately. They said they did not want me to drive after having a few drinks and could tell I was feeling the alcohol's effect. The lady had been super flirty, but her husband seemed super cool and laid back. Being young and dumb, I still was hopeful for sex with this lady three years older than my mom. Once we arrived at their house and got inside, the lady got me undressed. I was in a fog-like dream as this gorgeous lady undressed me right in front of her husband. Once she had me naked and laying on.