. Just pretend, not for real.I was already putting the camera in a good vantage point for see it, and putting it on automatic when she said 'OK... it ...s just pretend for the pictures I guess.'I knelt down behind her and moved my face very close to her holes. The smell of sex filled my nose. God I was horny now. She still had her arse spread for me, bent right over, her face on the couch, looking back at me. 'I'm gonna tip you with my tongue Mom... OK, and hold it for the camera'. I pressed my. Reading that two-page feature, extolling the benefits of mothers relieving their sons of their sexual urges, had my head spinning like a merry-go-round.--A week after I read that newspaper article, I came home from work to find it eerily quiet in my house. Usually my wife Jess would be hustling around the kitchen, fixing dinner for our evening meal. There would normally be our sixteen-year-old son Marcus lying on the couch with the TV up loud enough to wake the dead. But today it was deathly. It wasn’t arousal, but something I had never felt before. I don’t think there is a word for it.When we broke up our hug, I mentioned this to my friends.Claire shrugged her shoulders, “We need to get used to it. Who knows how long we will be here.”I hadn’t thought about it that way.After a while, the message about the lights going out in ten minutes came on.Working together, we pulled out both mattresses.There was no big rush to use the toilet this time.I laid down on the mattress on the right. A1: Your Honor.A2: MayorA3: GovenorA4: Senator.Q: What do you throw to a drowning lawyer?A: His partners.Q: What does a lawyer get when you give him Viagra?A: TallerQ: What’s brown and looks really good on a lawyer?A: A Doberman.Q: What’s the difference between a lawyer and a liar?A: The pronunciation.Q: What’s the difference between a lawyer and a prostitute?A: A prostitute will stop screwing you when you’re dead.Q: What’s the difference between a lawyer and a vulture?A: The lawyer gets.