The place was elegantly furnished and seemed like an old fashioned gentleman’s club.Dave opened some double doors and I realised this was far from o...d fashioned. On a small stage, lingerie clad girls danced to an audience of men sitting at low lit tables sipping drinks. Occasionally a girl would leave the stage and would leave with one of the men through a side door and a new girl replaced her. Dave ordered us both a drink and asked what I thought. I said I was a bit shocked and asked did. Get in your bathing suits and come on in." I surreptitiously took a capful of the pint bottle the pharmacist had sold me and dumped it in the hot tub, then swirled it around. I leaned back to watch the fireworks. Sure enough, as soon as they crawled in Tim got a goofy little look on his face. The water started turning orange. I stood up and went into full rant mode."Goddamit! You come into my home, take up all my time, blame me for not wiping your noses and then you PISS IN MY HOT TUB! I'M. “Don’t worry, Mom,” she said, putting on the best smile she could muster. “I’m still here if you wanna hang out.” A thought struck her. “What do you do on your off days if I’m not around, anyway?”Her mom smiled down at her. “Are you ready for that Biology lecture finally?”I’d really rather not... “Um...”“It takes a lot of practice to be able to do any of the stuff I did last week, y’know.” Mom patted her shoulder. “Lots of practice.”“It does?” Alaina’s face scrunched up. “I kind of figured you. But what did I know about getting a man to marry me. I mean, I was just learning, getting in touch with the inner woman who had been trapped inside me, and I needed Jeannie to help me, show me what real women do to get a man to propose. Dammit, while I was ready to fire her, I just couldn't.If Jeannie ever saw a chance before to take over, it was like nothing at all compared to now. She had no trouble just running my life. And for some reason, I was agreeing to everything, even when I hated it..