”“What is it then, Bitch,” I growled. “Cause what I think is that you were fucking this Hindu Horn dog! I mean I may not be an expert but that...looked more like screwing than yoga.”“Ereek ... I know theess looks bad, but what you think you saw you did not see,” said the guru a balding middle aged Indian man that I’d met a couple of times before this.“Oh Shit ... he’s quoting Will Smith,” I said. He looked confused and that confusion was still on his face as I approached him. Then realizing his. Look at this suit! It’s ruined,” I muttered, as she helped me to clean my face and hands.“We can dry-clean. It’s okay. Your food explode?”“Yeah! I cut into it and BLAM! Look at me. I look like Annabel Chong!”“Who?”“Yeah, never mind. Can I get another towel?”“I bring you towel. First let me help you out of the jacket. Why you even wear a jacket inside?”“Standards, dear. Standards which must be maintained. Especially here. Oh, this is ruined. I look like Kim Kardashian after an audition, it’s. ” so we went in and I turned on the gas logs and we sat on my couch and watched the fire for a little while. After a few minutes I turned her face to me and said, “You know as terrible as it sounds I thought of you a lot growing up. I watched you grow from a beautiful little girl to a sweet and beautiful teenager. I fantasized about making that little teen girl a women. Those dreams have always stayed in my mind.”I leaned in and kissed her soft sweet lips. She pressed back first with gentle. Numb.”“The potion worked, then.”“I suppose it did...”“Are you ready to learn how to switch off your mental ears, then? It would be better than taking my potion and feeling numb.”He met her eyes with a wry smile. “I suppose it would be.”“Tonight, then.”“Okay.”It took nearly two weeks for David to catch on. She got him to ‘switch off’ fairly quickly, but it proved difficult for him to learn how to ‘switch on’ again, especially when she wasn’t there to guide him. Also, he was unsure if he even.