She didn’t ask before checking out my dick. The girl started to confirm that she was surprised I as long as Janey said, but when she began to fart a...ain, she found it wasn’t just going to be a fart. I closed the door behind her and turned on the TV.If you have seen the old South Park episode with Kenny having explosive diarrhea, take the voice up half an octave, and you have what it sounded like in the bathroom here.Well, no need to use the place in my head to help her out. She did it all by. We would meet up in the pubs and clubs around town and, usually, get bladdered together. She was 11 years younger than me and almost a foot taller. She was definitely a BBW! She also had an unfortunate reputation for being an easy lay, a reputation that was not totally undeserved, even I had had to step around her outside the pub whilst she was giving some guy or other a blow-job or wank. On this night back in July,1994, I was 33yo, Fiona S. 22yo. We had been to a hen-party for our mate Rachel,. - Don't call me Madam, just Diana.- Ok... Diana.- You'll come here at least twice a week for an hour and you'll focus on indoor biking for now.- Ok.- Now follow me.She leads me to the showers and asks me to undress while she gets what she needs. She comes back a few minutes later and I'm waiting in briefs.- No, my dear, you did not get it, I asked you to undress.- ...I'm used to this and remove my underwear, it's actually worse in front of her as she seems nice... and is so HOT!- Oh... I see. He grabbed her by the arm and pushed her back toward the door. Still yelling, he said, ‘Leona, I don’t know what part of ‘get out of my life’ you didn’t understand last week, but I will repeat it – get out of my life! So help me God, if I ever find Freddie, I’m going to make her my wife. And as for you – you are NEVER welcomed back here. And God help you, Leona, if I ever run into you elsewhere.’ With that, he opened the door and none too gently shoved her out of it. For the second time that.