" ... Okay ... I know you told him I'm an amputee, but he hasn't even seen me before!" Listen, darling..." It's such an awkward situation ... honestly...... how could you do this to me?" Stop it, Sis. Don't panic! I invited him for ten o'clock in the morning, when you would be cooking. You'll be gliding and fluttering around pans and spices like an acrobatic fairy, like you always do, clouded by an irresistible smell of the yummiest..."I started giggling at once.My brother always knew how to tame. The conversation that night ranged from geeky to the long story of how a colleague, Paul, had spent a previous evening going from woman to woman to try to hook up, eventually sleeping with the only person left: a male student with dreadlocks and a ripe odour. Emma and I had been friends for a while and neither of us was into vanilla flirtation when it was possible to talk about oral sex or the fashion for pubic shaving. She had a boyfriend, a DJ and the kind of nice, personable guy you might. She wore US out…haha…it was us who raised the white flag, not her. Fucking insatiable….. Dirty Kelly, we called her…not very original, but, we were young. So, pick ya moment…you’ll be ploughing it before the weeks out. She loves bad lads. Might look her up myself!’ ‘Fuck off…let me at it first, you twat. Haha’ ‘I, OK. Gotta be careful anyway. Don’t wanna be banged up again over summit I’ve shagged hundreds of times anyway…..remember, though, she loves to be slapped….arse and tits…fucking loves. " "Because you stood up for her and she stood up for you." "That's right." "Do you want to try watching again?" "Yes Amy, I think both of us want to try it again. Jeanne feels like its a way to share her new life with me." "And you want to do it again because you're a voyeur. You like to watch." Giggling, Mel quickly added. "I understand because I'm a voyeur too." Amy chimed in, "Me too." Laughing, Paul said, "So am I. I used to love watching Tricia when she was entertaining a date." Amy said,.