" Jesus! Why didn't you call me?" What? To tell you that I'd only had dinner? No dancing? No sex? You would have said that I needed to stay out longer...— learn more about these new guys in my life!" No. No, I wouldn't have said that," I told her. "But why did you go out with them on Friday nights? Those were our Friday nights! The night that we always made love!" It was Alicia's idea," Sally said."Alicia? You mean Gregory's sister?" Yes. Alicia is my friend. My close friend — the kind you're. It had to be Andrea but I couldn't ask them the room number without seeming creepy. I got off on the same floor as them and followed them untill they met up with two young ladies. I walked on pasted them so not to look suspicious and made my way back you our room. I hit the Tiki Hut one more time before I fell a sleep . I woke the next morning from a ray of sunshine hitting me in the eyes through a crack in the blinds. I pulled my shorts on and sat on the balcony looking at the empty beach. You only have to take out a wheelie bin once a week.Q. What did the two lesbian frogs say to each other?A. WE DO TASTE LIKE CHICKEN!Q. What did the banana say to the vibrator?A. Why are you shaking she's going to eat me.Q. What would happen if the Pilgrims had killed cats instead of turkeys?A. We'd eat pussy every Thanksgiving.Q. What's the difference between love and herpes?A. Love doesn't last forever.Q. How do you make your girlfriend scream while having sex?A. Call her and tell her.Q. A man. "Yeah here will do fine i say through a jagged cough, As i try to clear my head. It's nearlly dusk. The light is fading between the green canopies of the trees as the sun starts to set and a insect buzzes nearby. "i'll go collect some firewood then while you set up the tent" . I wander away swamped by a million thoughts. One of which is how im going to be able to cope with him tonight sleeping beside him knowing he is there and so close, yet so far. Camp set up, lights all faded and the fire is.