Stand up? she said and then she turned away tofind some thing in the bag. She came back with 2 collars and 2leashes. She put one collar on my neck and...the other at top of my balls. Soonmy balls turned purple. Then she attached one leash each to the collars. She then tied the leash form theneck collar to hook on his wall behind and turned the other around a doorhandle. She gave an evil smile and said ?Ready ?The she started pulling on theleash attached to my balls. First slowly and then she. She asked me if i wanted pizza for dinner, i said sure and ran upstairs to watch T.V, I was flipping Through the channels when i saw a program called top 10 sexy bodies, i couldn't help myself i flipped to it, undid my pants and started jerking off I didn't hear Anna coming up the stairs to check on me when suddenly she opened the door in shock to find me whacking off to hot babes. She yelled what the hell Joey? i covered up . She wasn't surprised when the younger girl moaned softly and voluntarily opened her legs to her, nor when Barbara lowered her head back down to see and feel the hot wetness which had seeped from between the tremoring Karen's pussy lips to saturate her soft, slightly spread inner thighs."I-I know... !" Karen breathlessly gasped at the delicious feel of Barbara's fingers suddenly contacting, then playing in the intimate, fluid flesh of her hungrily simmering cunt! God, she was... actually. .. Q: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at the same time?A: The pickup truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker saying, "Guns don't kill people. I do."This one is compliments of John from the land down under:Police work can be entertaining as well as dangerous.Recently, a female sheriff's deputy arrestedPatrick Lawrence, a 22 year old white male, who was fornicating with a pumpkin in the middle of a field at night. The next day, at the GwinnettCounty (GA).