"Oh, stop being such a worrier!" Jock said in his best Benjamin Bunny impersonation. "Of course they will love her. Anything else is impossible!"With ...ock's certainty ringing in my ears - bless his sunny disposition - I drove home. But I must have changed my mind about likely (make that unlikely) scenarios at least a dozen times on the way - rush hour traffic was worse than ever! - and decided to take soundings with Ramone.When I stood in the lobby I realized how absurd and pathetic that was.. That’s all she wanted to talk about.”“Oh, poor baby. It’s hard growing up, isn’t it?” as Cassidy hugged Cathy.“Mmm hmm. Mommy, do you like girls?”“Yes, I do Cathy. But I also like men. That’s called being bisexual. But I love your father very much and we are committed to each other for life. However, within the family, I have been with other girls, and I love that. Do you understand?”“Yeah. How do girls make love? I mean, the whole penis and vagina thing. So, how can girls do it?”I left that. Scanning the paper a few weeks ago I saw an ad asking for a nude model. Being the somewhat shy type, I started to pass it over. That is, until I saw how much it paid. Three hundred bucks! One session for an hour and a half. Temptation found me in front of the vanity mirror seconds later (oh, the vanity). I stripped down and started gawking at myself. Well, yeah we guys do that pretty much every time we get out of the shower. But those performances are more like Arnold's Conan, not so much. "Captain! What's the play?!?" one of the guys yelled."We're running a train on this bitch, guys!!" CHOO CHOO!!" "CHOO CHOO!!" rang out in the background."Mikey, up front!!" My mouth was forced open as two hands clamped downon my head. I was being double teamed. "MMMPPPHHH MMMMPPPHHH MMMMPPPHHH"was all I could manage to get out."FORM UP!" CHUGA CHUGA!! CHOO CHOO!!" I WANT THE NEXT TWO HARD AND READY!! WE DON'T GIVE THIS BITCH ANYBREATHING ROOM!! WE'RE THE GOD DAMNED SPARTANS!! WE SHOW THIS PUSSY.