”I managed to say, “What.”Mom laughed and said, “Tell you what. I’ll make you cum, and then you can make me cum. It’ll be all right. I’l... talk you through it. What do say if we both play hooky today and stay home together? I can call in for us both and we can stay naked all day long. What do you say?”Again I just barely managed to say, Okay.”Mom placed the phone calls while she stroked my cock. It felt so much better than my own hand that I shot my sticky white cum all over her hand way too. The woman replied, “They’re not too happy about it in Costco either!”1. My wife and I divorced over religious differences. She thought she was God and I didn’t!2. I don’t suffer from insanity; I enjoy every minute of it.3. Some people are alive only because it’s illegal to kill them.4. I used to have a handle on life, but it broke.5. Don’t take life too seriously; No one gets out alive.6. You’re just jealous because the voices only talk to me7. Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.8. Earth. Opening it wide, the sight on the front lawn was wondrous indeed. There was Santa in all his regalia, the bright red suit, shimmering silver belt buckle holding his polished black belt around his belly. There was his glorious golden sleigh powered by Rudolph and the gang. They were pawing at the ground, rooting for food or grass to eat. There was my loving wife, Rachyl, cloaked within a glowing aura, her cheeks slightly pinkened from the sleigh ride. Shaking my head, memories came cascading. Robbi threw her head back laughing. "YOU sound like a Campbell, or a Breen. Are you SURE you're not KINFOLK?" Both laughed at her question. Cathy came to the door. "Robbi. Come on down and help me fix breakfast, if you would. I got to get a move on. It's almost 5:30." Robbi answered, "Okay, Sis. Be right down." Rick and Billy were in the kitchen, making coffee. Cathy touched Billy on the shoulder. "Can I speak to Ricky, in private, for just a second?" Billy stepped out on the front porch,.