Val managed to catch my eye for a moment, giving me a reassuring look that everything was going according to plan. It was clear that she was having fu.... I tried to gesture back with a brief thumbs up, but she was already back in a conversation with the man, standing even closer to him than before. I watched as she took him by the hand and led him toward the balcony. They were going outside. I waited for a moment before getting up to follow them. The terrace was big, with large potted shrubs. If you can win her over, it will take care of a lot of the crazy moms. No one messes with Lita.”“What does she like to eat?”“I don’t know. I know she is one hell of a cook. Let me give you her number and you can ask her yourself.”“OK.”“I have some office work to do. I will see you about 2 PM, OK?”“Sure. That will give us time for a shower, a little crazy monkey sex, and then another shower.”“Woman, you have a one-track mind! What is it with you and showers?”‘She’ let go one of her. I even found myself checking her out as she kept rambling on and on. Suddenly she was silent, looking at me, waiting for me to say something. “Well?” she asked“Well what?”“How did it happen? How did you first fuck your father? I wanna know all about it”God, what had I gotten myself into? This dumb broad was going to get our family in a lot of trouble if she didn't keep her mouth shut.“I don't know… it sort of happened” I could hardly tell her that only two days ago I had been a demure virgin,. With a little luck no one would ever come looking for me. That being the case, I left the short term parking at the DC airport, then headed for home. I stopped along the way for a good night's sleep."Hello what can I get you," the waitress in the pancake house asked the next morning."To be honest the sausage, egg and cheese sandwich on pancakes looks good to me." I said it smiling at the young waitress. Funny how much more attractive the waitresses on the interstate highway's rest stops were,.