When Randi entered, she was surprised to see Bill standing there waiting on her. He had a smile on his face and the first thing he asked was, “So, y...u decided to let everyone know you are with Mike now?”“Sorry, I just couldn’t help myself. Hormones I guess and I hope no one but you saw us. Are you okay with me doing that?”“You know, really I am. Why I can’t explain, just like I won’t be able to explain what happens later when you tell me all about what happened these last two weeks. I was. ”I thought I’d better do as she said, and pulled out the dildo.Louise came.And you know what, she was a squirter.A great gush of liquid shot out of her vagina like a bloody hose-pipe, off the end of my bed and all over the carpet. Two, three, four more great gushes of liquid all over the bed. Where in God’s name was it all coming from? And she was shaking and squealing, arching her crotch into the air as all this liquid squirted out. As it subsided, she was still shaking uncontrollably all. Watching the two lovers walking around the area, lost in each other, had all the summer guests talking. The women looked at them and thought back to their honeymoons and the years of happiness following. The men, well you know men. They just wondered about the "bed" part.Everyone watching the recovery was quiet and thoughtful.One of Percy's deputies walked up, "Chief, we found a list of phone numbers in their cabin. Dispatch is trying to locate the next of kin." He radio went off and he started. “Now turn all the way around. Lie down please. Uh-huh, I see. Okay, you may put your clothes back on.”The doctor took the husband aside. “You’re in perfect health,” he said. “Your wife didn’t give me an erection either.”A priest goes duck hunting with a friend. They are in the duck blind when one flies by. The friend takes a shot and misses.“God dammit, I missed!”“Son,” says the priest. “That’s not pleasing to God and could land you in hell.”The friend just looks at the priest. A few minutes.