I was starting to struggle to tell which was which."I am just setting up a cleaning business, Sir, and wondered if you hadany work I could do for you.... I am starting with a special offer ofcleaning your whole house for free." A woman has not been in here in years. Are you sure you don't wantpayment?" Yes, sir. As I said, it's free." And you are staying in Chris's house?" Yes, he agreed to let me stay."Over the course of the next three hours during which time I dusted andvacuumed his living. 14 days of horizontal action. 14 days of comfort food. 14 days which meant no work for him, and peace for us. Obviously the weight piled back on, but we didn’t mind: if he wanted to try get back in the gym, we’d simply do the same again. If it worked once, it’ll work twice… So beware, fitness is definitely not good for you! Oh, before I forget, going back to the trapped wind. You’re no doubt wondering why that happens, why we’re willing to trap enough air that you feel like you’re going to. We'd better have a backup plan.And you should let me practice on you a couple of times ahead ofHalloween night."I'd been turned into inanimate objects for short periods a couple oftimes, and it was interesting in a way, but not the way I'd want tospend Halloween night. It was possible to turn someone into a *living*statue or doll, though, and I'd heard of people who did it, though itwassupposedly kind of tricky. The one time Amanda and I had tried before,Amanda had turned into a regular. So I followed her to the kitchen. I went and hugged her from back and started kissing her neck. She held my hand tightly and said,”I think my son is in mood?. I replied,”yeah, from morning I’m going to make you cry” and started to poke her belly button and started to rotate there. She was breathing heavily. I went and closed the main door and we moved to the master bedroom. I made her roll on the bed. She was wearing a beautiful purple saree and blouse. What a woman? I fell on her and kissing.