My wife’s thick lips looked even more inviting in that pink lipstick.“Oh God,” I said as I saw my wife’s backless blouse.Kavita pulled mom asi...e and started walking towards us. And now it was my turn to introduce Reddy to my mom and my wife.“Mom, he is my ex-boss, Mr. Vijay Reddy. And she is my mom, Ragini,” I tried to introduce them but“Arun, is that a way to address your ex-boss? You should be calling him ‘Sir’.” Kavita intervened and saidThere was momentarily silence and I stared at my wife. Pretty amazing isn't it?" Now there's an understatement." Don't go getting too excited. It was a mix of gentle persuasion and curiosity that let this happen, but the novelty has worn off and I'm going to go wash it off and get changed." Why??? Don't be silly! You look so beautiful, it would be a shame not to make the best of it. Why don't we go out for an early supper?" Oh, I don't know..." No is not acceptable. Give me five minutes to get ready." Steve leaped off the sofa, dashing straight to. As I am watching her Jenny lets loose a most unladylike burp, mortified she says,“Oh, pardon me; I shouldn't have rushed my food so much.” “Don’t worry, in some cultures you are considered rude if you don’t appreciate good food with a burp, in others it is rude to clear your plate, it means the host hasn’t fed you properly, but to change the subject completely without a trace of tact, when can you start my wine appreciation class.”“Ok, I’m no teacher, I can point you in the direction but you. I make a bench to fit inside with a square hole in the middle.I go in and drop trou' and sit on the throne to see how it works. It is not the most comfortable, but hey, it works. I can't close it from the inside; I will have to fix that. I use a dowel to secure a piece of twine from the middle of the door. I put a loop in the other end of the string and measure where to put another dowel to hook it on. After drilling at an angle, I hammer the dowel in. It sticks out a few inches so the loop.