The cucumber that is!, but it was the provocative way she was stroking it and what she was saying as she did so; "What a lovely one" she murmured so s...eetly and I'm sure her eyes flicked downwards when she said that."My prize variety" I said, I hope to win the local horticultural competition again this year.” And then she took great interest asking me all about it, still stroking the cucumber in such a way I could not prevent the swelling rising to red alert in my trousers.All at once I was. Once we had settled in, I asked her to pick a girl to dance for us in the champagne room. She ended up picking out a stunning blond with a sizable rack and a tight, tight body. Once we got into the back room I asked the stripper to dance for my wife. She was told the rules of the club (can’t touch her pussy) and it was so hot to see this woman dancing between my wife’s legs. The dancer was getting very close to my wife and her movements were pushing up my wife’s skirt which was now barely. It's about time they earned their keep." But that's insane!" the First Counsil blurted. "Even if we kept them at bay it would destroy us! As it is, we can't ship our goods and nobody will trade with us because we can't guarantee their safety in our waters! Without trade we are nothing! A war would destroy what little we now have!" Fine!" deClover said crossly. "So give them the damn ship and the fucking pirates. This is such a bore. Why can't they be reasonable like normal folk?" Need I remind. " She was an expert at fingering my ass as she tongued my wet pussy. I replied "Yes. Give me more. Fuck me more." She did just that till a client arrived. She then gave me a silk robe and she put on the same robe. It was short and sheer and left nothing to the imagination. When a very handsome client entered he really looked us over. Her robe was open almost to the waist and he was staring at her tits. Then he looked down to her pussy which also was semi covered. As she talked to him she walked.